Pharmaceutical Salesperson T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt that speaks to a pharmaceutical salesperson’s personality? Explore witty and fun designs that showcase their profession with style and humor. Perfect for casual days or conferences.

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Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns.

Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns. mockup

Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns.

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"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!" mockup

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

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"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience." mockup

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

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"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox." mockup

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

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"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill." mockup

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

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'Have you no common scents?!'

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Covid Variants

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"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"How long before the clinical trials are over?" mockup

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

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"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects." mockup

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

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Medical Equipment profit chart.

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'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.' mockup

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

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Pheromones.

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"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name." mockup

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

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These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year. mockup

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

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'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.' mockup

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

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We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

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'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.' mockup

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

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'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?' mockup

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

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"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..." mockup

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

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"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!" mockup

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

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Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products. mockup

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

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'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?' mockup

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

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'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!' mockup

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

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"How about moving in a little closer?" mockup

"How about moving in a little closer?"

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Stethoscope

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'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!' mockup

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

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"Wow, we're doing great."

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"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..." mockup

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

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'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.' mockup

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

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"Do a double-blind test. Give the new drug to rich patients and a placebo to the poor. No sense getting their hopes up. They couldn't afford it even if it works."

"Do a double-blind test. Give the new drug to rich patients and a placebo to the poor. No sense getting their hopes up. They couldn't afford it even if it works."

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