Medical Marijuana Dispensary Worker Gifts

God bless our grow house.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"When they said the NHS was 'from the cradle to the grave' I didn't think they meant we couldn't retire until we were 108..."

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Tonto Casino.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Pharmaco. He writes drug side effect warnings. Ah, a health scare provider.

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

Humanitarian Medical Work

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"I can't even deal."

A planet like ours - Bandit machine in a reactor.

'On the plus side, casino-style operations make it easier for women to break into investment banking.'

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform on display in an Aquarium.

'No. It's a roll of quarters.'