Medical Marijuana Dispensary Worker Mugs

God bless our grow house.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"When they said the NHS was 'from the cradle to the grave' I didn't think they meant we couldn't retire until we were 108..."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Tonto Casino.

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Humanitarian Medical Work

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'

Nurse Feels Guilty Working So Many Hours When So Many Are Unemployed

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"I can't even deal."

'No. It's a roll of quarters.'

'On the plus side, casino-style operations make it easier for women to break into investment banking.'

A planet like ours - Bandit machine in a reactor.

A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform on display in an Aquarium.

"Would you like to buy a raffle ticket?...First prize is a bed on one of the wards."