Vending Machine Operator Gifts

'Go for the 'Chef's Surprise.' It's ham salad I made fresh last week.'

"No, there wasn't a chemical accident. He's just here to change the food in the vending machine."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Bear at a vending machine

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Toe-Tickling Machine

How M2M really works.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Pizza-Matic

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Honest Vending Machine

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

Vendo Tree.

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

The cannibal's version of a vending machine.

Too Good to be true - 50c.

Vending Machine Pig Out.

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Al's vending machine.

Slipping Insurance $5.