Vending Machine Expert Gifts

'Rats, I don't have any change either...'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Bear at a vending machine

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

How M2M really works.

Toe-Tickling Machine

Pizza-Matic

Honest Vending Machine

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

Vendo Tree.

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

Too Good to be true - 50c.

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Vending Machine Pig Out.

Al's vending machine.

"I can never find any change here."