Vending Machine Veteran Gifts

Looking for a gift for your vending machine veteran? Whether they love the nostalgia of classic snack sales or the quirkiest vending machine designs, our unique collection offers humorous and thoughtful items. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of humor and a lot of snack nostalgia, these gifts will make any vending enthusiast smile and feel appreciated.

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Bills accepted (but never on first try) on vending machine.

Bills accepted (but never on first try) on vending machine. mockup

Bills accepted (but never on first try) on vending machine.

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How M2M really works.

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Honest Vending

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Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!' mockup

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

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Bear at a vending machine

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"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines." mockup

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

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Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine. mockup

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

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In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change. mockup

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

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Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm. mockup

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

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Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

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Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine mockup

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

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'It won't take bitcoins.'

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Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs. mockup

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

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Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

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Toe-Tickling Machine

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"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?" mockup

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

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Honest Vending Machine

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"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami." mockup

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

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Pizza-Matic

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Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks. mockup

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

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"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine." mockup

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

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"Put some spiritual food in there." mockup

"Put some spiritual food in there."

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Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game. mockup

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

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Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?' mockup

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

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Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!' mockup

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

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Far out Man! A pot machine!

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Vending Machine Pig Out.

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Al's vending machine.

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"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine." mockup

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

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Too Good to be true - 50c.

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Slipping Insurance $5.

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"I can never find any change here." mockup

"I can never find any change here."

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Devil buying a Godstopper

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"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?" mockup

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

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'Loan me a quarter for a candybar, and I'll vote for you at the stockholders meeting.'

'Loan me a quarter for a candybar, and I'll vote for you at the stockholders meeting.' mockup

'Loan me a quarter for a candybar, and I'll vote for you at the stockholders meeting.'

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Vending Machine Veteran Gifts Collection

Vending Machine Veteran Mugs

Looking for more vending machine themed gifts? Check out our collection of mugs featuring witty designs perfect for your vending machine veteran.

Vending Machine Veteran Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that add humor and personality to a lounge, made especially for vending machine fans who like to relax in style.

Vending Machine Veteran Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate vending machines and snack nostalgia—perfect for decorating any space with a fun touch.

Vending Machine Veteran T-Shirts

Explore our playful t-shirts that showcase the quirky side of vending machine enthusiasts and make a great gift for any occasion.