Vending Machines Gifts

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

"Both parents work. Neither likes to cook."

Mourning break.

Drinks vending machine: Tea, Coffee, No idea what this is, Urgh, and Best not.

Water: Regular, Premium and Ultra.

Inflatable Life Rafts: Change Only

Next to coffee machine is machine offering 'Your 2c worth'.

Vendo Tree.

'Run out of paper cups again?'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.

"I can never find any change here."

Home Vending Machine.

To Be Fully Compliant - Deposit 50 cents.

Coffee: Decaff. . . De Bad Stuff.

Slipping Insurance $5.

Insert bill, face up.

Spare Change"Spare some Change, Mister?"

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

'Only 5 cents for candy or coffee. How does this vending company ever make a profit?'

Big Surprise (vending machine)

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Vending Machine Items - 50 cents.

'Cheer-up, buddy! I'll just betcha after bankruptcy and restructuring, your iconic snack cake will be back in that vending machine.'

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

Venting Machines

"Can't they compromise a bit and offer something like a candy apple?"

"May I please have a dollar?"

Man sees stuffed mouse come out of snack machine dispenser.

Bills accepted (but never on first try) on vending machine.

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

ACME Vending LTD

Bob's losing streak continued.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."