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Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

Closed for Renovation

'Regular or decapitated?'

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

In the art gallery

"He's left out the staples"

The hall of bad ideas.

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

'That book is still floating around the system.'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Library Grand Opening

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Cinderella mopping up

Chicken Coupe.

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."