Cannabis Dispensary Worker T-Shirts

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

Tonto Casino.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

The Deli Llama

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'