Cannabis Dispensary Owner T-Shirts

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Bribes for Jabs

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Joint Ventures!

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"You come highly recommended. I like that."

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

Chill Out ZoneShell Out Zone.

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?"

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

City Natural Foods.

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Health Shop: 'Got anything more exciting?' 'Sure, under the counter we've got beefburgers and chips...and cream cakes!'

'And you can eat the containers.'

Cod Liver Oil: A group of angry Atlantic Cods have finally found the person who has the remains of their former Livers being sold as a Health product.

God bless our grow house.

Man with mousey nose running a health food store

"BOOZE"

'If it wasn't for hypochondriacs we'd be right in it!'

"I reinvest all my profits into donut shops."

In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."

"When I said 'buy low, sell high' I was just referring to stocks in general, not just marijuana stocks, Mr. Arlo."

Homeopathy rip off