Dispenser Gifts

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'I'll take it!'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Savory Types

Night-shift entrance

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Choosing What To Wear.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Life in the Fast Lane.

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

"Sorry, I spaced out. What were you saying about your life threatening emergency?"

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Suits you Sir!