"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."
Dispenser Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for someone who works as a dispenser? Our curated selection of gifts celebrates their profession with humor and personality. Whether they dispense medications, liquids, or simply love the role, find the perfect item to make them smile and feel appreciated.
"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."
'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'
Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers
Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.
"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
'I'll take it!'
"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."
Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.
Night-shift entrance
Savory Types
Bubble Gum Dispenser
"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"
Choosing What To Wear.
"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."
Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!
"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."
Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day
'The last suit was a bit stiff.'
Life in the Fast Lane.
"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."
"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."
'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'
Dispatched
911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?
'I need an officer to respond to a report of a stolen donut truck.'
Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.
"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."
'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'
"Sorry, I spaced out. What were you saying about your life threatening emergency?"
"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."
"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."
Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'
Dispenser Gifts Collection
Dispenser Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring humorous and heartfelt designs perfect for dispenser professionals. Brighten their mornings with a dash of wit.
Dispenser Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with dispenser-inspired designs that bring humor and comfort to any room or workspace.
Dispenser Prints
Browse our artistic prints celebrating dispensing roles—ideal for adding personality and humor to their office or home decor.
Dispenser T-Shirts
Check out our dispenser-themed t-shirts—funny, clever, and perfect for showcasing their profession with a smile.