Data Displayer Gifts

'It might help with our friends in the media if you hang that upside down.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Out.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Graph

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'Damn! McGee's good!'

Information Tightrope.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

"Buy my data $20"