Tobacco Industry Worker Mugs

'I think the experiment is over Hargreaves, I've noticed that they've begun to use them as currency.'

Carcinoco

Thank you for smoking

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Overworked in the office

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Polluted geese

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Parade of Businessmen

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Motivation to work

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

My brilliant career

Meat Grinder

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

'I have been hearing some disturbing comments about you, Parker, some of your employees think you're a nice guy!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."