Coal Industry Worker Mugs

"I'm hoping to retrain as a diamond."

"I don't think this is bringing back the coal industry."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

Snake in the grass...

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Woo-hoo!"

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

'Who is to blame?'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Energy trap.

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Home Heating Oil