"Buy my soul?! A bit late for that. . . I'm a lobbyist for the coal industry."
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"As long as we're here, we'll always be in the black."
Australia Exports Coal and Burns
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'
Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?
Libyan Crude Oil
"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."
Take me to your leader. . .
After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger
"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."
Car Breast-Feeding
'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'
'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'
BP Waiter: Dinner is served!
Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i
Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?
Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'
E.U. Russian Oil Embargo
"Woo-hoo!"
Venice Floods
"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."
"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."
"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"
The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.
EXXON EXTINCTION
Bump in the road.
Army Man Playset 2020
A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.
Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.
Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.
The Evolution of Transport.
Big oil.
Oil Spill in the Bath.
"Maaaybe we could remove some of the electrons from our electricity and market both regular and premium grade."
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