Tobacco Farmer Mugs

Tobacco Farmers.

Tobacco leaf care

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Joint Ventures!

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Step on it, Larry.'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Roscoe's Great Escape

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"What's the occasion?"

Tree growing

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

Coffee beans with currency symbols

Lighting a Pipe

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

"Do you know how many cows it takes to make all these burgers?"

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

"And now read the bottom sirloin, farmer Brown."

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

"Since no family can come this year, I thought I'd invite you to dinner instead."

Turkey Owl

'Not the funky chicken?'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'No use crying over spilt milk.'

'I think the experiment is over Hargreaves, I've noticed that they've begun to use them as currency.'

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."