Hog Farmer Mugs

'For Diahrrea in hogs? Well, first of all, I'd feed bland garbage!'

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Oh Hi!'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

The worm that churned!

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

A Tongue Stud.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Step on it, Larry.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"What's the occasion?"

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"I can't afford to feed you."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Organic farm

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.