Hog Farmer Prints

'For Diahrrea in hogs? Well, first of all, I'd feed bland garbage!'

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Oh Hi!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"Is his nose locally grown?"

The worm that churned!

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

A Tongue Stud.

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"What's the occasion?"

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"I can't afford to feed you."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."