Goat Farmer Prints

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

"I'm everyman, except for goat farmers, and, maybe, haberdashers."

I lactate, therefore I am.

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Axios The Goat

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The worm that churned!

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"You can always count on me."

A Gated Community.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."