Cigar Club Member Gifts

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

H L Mencken.

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Men on the side of a building.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

William Hague as Churchill.

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

The night after Christmas.

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Devil Smokes Cigar

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

Smoking in office cubicles.

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'