Milk Producer Pillows

How Long Life Milk Is Made.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Cow's straw

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Important Food Groups

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"He's such a fussy eater."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"They’re real."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

A Tit for Tat.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'