Milk Appreciators Gifts

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried -- it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Lactose Intolerant

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'How now, brown cow?'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Spilled Milk

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'You two, sort it out!'

The first Airbender!

Maple syrup and milk collection.

The Magic Float

Take me to your lactator!

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'Condensed Milk'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!