Milk Appreciators Gifts

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried -- it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Lactose Intolerant

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Gotta love happy hour!"

Spilled Milk

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

The first Airbender!

The Magic Float

Take me to your lactator!

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

'You two, sort it out!'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"