Dessert Darling T-Shirts

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

"Do you card for the free birthday dessert?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Today's special... donuts.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

His Her Cakes

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Banana Split Personality

Gooseberry Fool...

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'