Dessert Diva T-Shirts

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

'The souffl? is falling! The souffl? is falling..!'

"I'm not into health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get."

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

Monday. Grab what you can for dinner. I'm shopping for Thanksgiving! Tuesday. I didn't pack your lunches. I'm fixing cranberry relish. Wednesday. Shoo! I'm making the pies! I know how the pilgrims felt. I'm starving!

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"He's on a diet so I told him he could HALF his cake and eat it, too."

'I'm a chocoholic who's fallen off the wagon wheel.'

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

No more souffles.

A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.

"Yippee. . . no more dieting!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'