Dessert Bandit Mugs

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

His Her Cakes

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Gooseberry Fool...

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Cake Friday!

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Chocolate Shop

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Let's skip to dessert

Deliboys

Sweet surprise.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Somewhere in France

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Cookie Surveillance

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'Therapy?'

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'