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'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Kitchen Tetris

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Washing Line Walker

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Laptops

Building a gingerbread house

Money mangagement see-saw.

The price or the biscuits?

Charity Shop Income on Rise

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

A complimentary biscuit

Life-Work Balance.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'The price or the biscuits?'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'