Biscuit Balancer Enthusiast Mugs

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Kitchen Tetris

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Washing Line Walker

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Building a gingerbread house

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Laptops

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

Charity Shop Income on Rise

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Speed Bump Ahead.

A complimentary biscuit

The price or the biscuits?

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Life-Work Balance.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'The price or the biscuits?'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'