Biscuit Levitation Aficionado Gifts

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Guru.

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Cookie Surveillance

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

A complimentary biscuit

"Wow, these are good!"

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

The price or the biscuits?

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'Crumbs everywhere!'

"Avoid sitting."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'The price or the biscuits?'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.