Levitation T-Shirts

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

My God, I need to fart.

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Snowmobull

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Guru.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

"Whoa! Was that today?"

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Running out of Gas.

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"Avoid sitting."

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'Going up?'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

"Still snow!"

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

"She brings me my food. I call her MomDash."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

Snowmobile.

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

'Going down?'