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Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

My God, I need to fart.

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Snowmobull

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Guru.

Going Down?

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Running out of Gas.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"Avoid sitting."

'Going up?'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"Still snow!"

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

"You mean to tell me that drift is as tall as you are?!"

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Snowmobile.

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'