Liquid Levitator T-Shirts

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

My God, I need to fart.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Guru.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Looks like another profit's warning

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

"Avoid sitting."

'Going up?'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"I was building up my pecs."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Heavy syrup

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.