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The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Where Indian ink came from.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Super pets.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

The Frog Prince

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Caterpillar Portrait

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.