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Others using steroids: Hitchikers enlarge thumbs, talkshow hosts enlarge chins, Liquidators enlarged wallets.

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Caterpillar Portrait

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

The Frog Prince

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Caricatures $20"

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"