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'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

'Teenagers!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

The Fast Lane.

My God, I need to fart.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

NASA Special

Guru.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Newton's vacation

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

The One That Newton Missed

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

Young Isaac Newton's first encounter with gravity.