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'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

The Fast Lane.

My God, I need to fart.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Guru.

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

NASA Special

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Newton's vacation

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

The One That Newton Missed

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.