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Step class member taking the elevator at work

Service lift.

Clearing Out the Elevator

Santa Elevator

A lift with a living room inside

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

'Never thought I'd miss elevator music.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

The guy who got in on the ground floor

Muzak's Top 10

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"