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Step class member taking the elevator at work

Service lift.

Clearing Out the Elevator

Santa Elevator

A lift with a living room inside

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

'Never thought I'd miss elevator music.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Muzak's Top 10

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

'YOU try telling him!'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Sheep Escalator

"This thing is so slow!"

'Going up?'