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At the elevator music recording studio.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

Muzak's Top 10

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Santa Elevator

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

"This thing is so slow!"

'Going up?'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

'Funny place to put an esculator.'