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Legends of Hold Music

"You go ahead. I'm kinda feeling this music."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Santa Elevator

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Going up?'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

"This thing is so slow!"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

'Funny place to put an esculator.'