Elevator Music Enthusiasm T-Shirts

'How can you not like elevator music?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Muzak's Top 10

Santa Elevator

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Elevator dilemma.

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

Legends of Hold Music

Family living in an allevator

"Just be honest and tell him we're lost."

Step class member taking the elevator at work

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

Where we Get Muzak...

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

"I guess this is me."

Service lift.

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."

A lift with a living room inside

'Never thought I'd miss elevator music.'

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

'Now THAT'S what I call great elevator music!'

At the elevator music recording studio.

Elevator button for bar & grill.