Elevator Humor Fan T-Shirts

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

Gilligan's Elevator.

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Satis Factory Tour

Muzak's Top 10

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

That scandal-plagued politician insists on taking the elevator, rather than the stairs, to the lobby. He's refusing to step down.

Elevator dilemma.

Family living in an allevator

Legends of Hold Music

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

ATM at gas station.

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

"What do you want to mention first, the senior defections, the profits warning or the aborted takeover talks?"

Where we Get Muzak...

Right place. Right time.

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

Forklift truck

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

"I guess this is me."

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"