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Gilligan's Elevator.

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Satis Factory Tour

Muzak's Top 10

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Elevator dilemma.

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Legends of Hold Music

Family living in an allevator

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

"What do you want to mention first, the senior defections, the profits warning or the aborted takeover talks?"

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

Right place. Right time.

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

Forklift truck

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

Jack and the Skyrocketing Cost of Building Materials

"I guess this is me."

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."