Elevator Humor T-Shirts

"I guess this is me."

Save Our Universe

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Muzak's Top 10

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

Legends of Hold Music

Family living in an allevator

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

Old woman on a stair lift to Heaven

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

Lost plane keys.

'Someone set a slinky going. Until it stops you'll have to use the stairs.'

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

Elevator button for bar & grill.

Stressed Concrete

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

'Hello?...Tes, hello Dr. Stein... mm hmm...I see...how contagious?'

Quiten brain farts in the elevator.

Gilligan's Elevator.

Hell's elevator/Up to no good.

'How can you not like elevator music?'

'Not again!...'

Phee-ew! Who let out the fear?

"You go ahead. I'm kinda feeling this music."

On second thought, let's de-ice the wings.

"Oops. Wrong floor."