Elevator Music Enthusiasm Pillows

'How can you not like elevator music?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Muzak's Top 10

Santa Elevator

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Elevator dilemma.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Legends of Hold Music

"Just be honest and tell him we're lost."

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

Family living in an allevator

Step class member taking the elevator at work

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

"I guess this is me."

Service lift.

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

A lift with a living room inside

At the elevator music recording studio.

'Now THAT'S what I call great elevator music!'

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

Elevator button for bar & grill.

'Never thought I'd miss elevator music.'

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."

North South.