Elevator Music Escapee T-Shirts

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Fox hunting.

"FREEDOM!!!"

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Muzak's Top 10

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Step on it, Larry.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'