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'OK, it moved a little, but I can't do this all on my own. Teamwork, people. We all need to bounce at the same time.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Crib Escape

Stress

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Dreaming of Holidays.

Fox hunting.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Cut and Run

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'