Aerial Escape Artist T-Shirts

Up, Up and Away?

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Desert Island Fantasies

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Fox hunting.

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Dreaming of Holidays.

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Prisoner Crossing

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

'Step on it, Larry.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

Houdini's Dog