"And you thought it was so easy just to ignore me on the subway."
Elevator Encounter Enthusiast T-Shirts
Express your elevator enthusiasm with our quirky t-shirts. Fun, clever designs make them perfect for anyone who appreciates the humor in everyday lift encounters.
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator
Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.
Thumbing a Lift.
"I must have pressed the wrong button."
Going Down?
'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'
"This IS my day-to-night outfit"
'I'm playing 18 floors.'
Elevator charge $1.00.
The guy who got in on the ground floor
A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".
"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."
'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'
Muzak's Top 10
Santa Elevator
"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
A Fork-lift.
Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
'Going up?'
Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.
"This thing is so slow!"
"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"
"Do we look like we're going up?"
'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.
"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."
'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'
Elevator. Up, down and dirty.
'Funny place to put an esculator.'
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