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'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Going Down?

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote