Retro Elevator Enthusiast Prints

'This is not an automatic elevator, sir.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Thumbing a Lift.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'