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"As Trustee, I've been empowered by the Trust to manage the funds, disburse the assets, and do this."

Car Auction

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Guru.

Life and Death

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

Football

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A rose is a rose is a rose

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'He has really taken to the training.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Air Dentistry

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

Fish Boarding

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'