Levitation Admirer Pillows

"As Trustee, I've been empowered by the Trust to manage the funds, disburse the assets, and do this."

Car Auction

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Guru.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Football

Life and Death

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Now hiring.

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A rose is a rose is a rose

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

'He has really taken to the training.'

Fish Boarding

Left Behind

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'