Orbit Admirer T-Shirts

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Life and Death

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Football

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out