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Leap Year

SOE (South Of Earth)

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Not now, Oliver."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Flying sauces.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

You must be this tall.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.